YOU'RE REALLY HERE!
Wait...okay. Let me get you something to drink. Do you like double-malt scotch imported from Ireland? Yeah, me too. Got any?
I'll grab you some, um, agua, fresh from...um...well, we won't talk about that. It's the BEST, just for you.
So put your feet up, and—
Oh, right! The book! Sorry. I almost forgot why you're here.