I can’t believe it

YOU'RE REALLY HERE!

:sobs:

Wait...okay. Let me get you something to drink. Do you like double-malt scotch imported from Ireland? Yeah, me too. Got any?

:sigh:

I'll grab you some, um, agua, fresh from...um...well, we won't talk about that. It's the BEST, just for you.

So put your feet up, and—

Oh, right! The book! Sorry. I almost forgot why you're here.

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